Just For Fun Twofer

"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it."
(Lyndon B. Johnson)



"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."

Just For Fun Twofer

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Points to Ponder

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.”

(Reba McEntire)

Points to Ponder

Arms in the hands of citizens may be used at individual discretion... in private self-defense.
(John Adams)

Points to Ponder

You are the only person that can make you feel happy or sad, mad or glad. you are in charge of your emotions. You decide how you feel. No one esle can decide for you. Decide to be happy for you. Let no one get you down.
(Crazy Art)

Points to Ponder

The man who has no imagination has no wings.
(Mohammad Ali)

Points to Ponder

The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker.
(HELEN KELLER)