Sign Of the Day Twofer

OUCH!!! 2

Who says old people aren't limber. LOL

In My Opinion

Most people take the little things in life way to serious. Wait those people don't have little things in their life, cause they blow everything out of proportion. Serious has a place in life but should not control your life. You have to be able to laugh. If more people would smile and laugh, life would not be so ________.

Crazy Art

Just For Fun Twofer

"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it."
(Lyndon B. Johnson)



"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."

Just For Fun Twofer

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

In My Opinion

There is nothing more beautiful than a perfect sunrise.
There is nothing more satisfying than sharing it with a loved one or friend.

Never stop smiling. C(;-)

Later,
Crazy Art

Points to Ponder

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.”

(Reba McEntire)

In My Opinion

When you ask People "what makes the world go around" you will get a lot of answers. In my opinion friends and love make the world go around. I can't imagine a world without friends and love. Without my friends, my love and the love for and from my friends my world would come to a screeching halt.

Later,

Crazy Art

Smile today and every day! C(:-)

In My Opinon

What’s wrong with this picture people?

OK, let’s get this straight. Your 84 years old you have been sharing gambling winnings (Hundreds of thousands of dollars) with your 87 year old sister for years. You sign a contract to share winnings. You get in argument over a few hundred dollars and quit talking for five years and verbally cancel contract. Now your suing your sister for half of a lotto ticket winnings worth two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

I guess money really can’t by you love but, can it get you a better attorney. LOL
Crazy way to get your fifteen minutes of fame. C(:-)

Later,
Crazy Art

OUCH!!!

OUCH!!! How did I get myself in this predicament?
OK OK he really does this as part of his exercise routine.

Just For Laughs

In My Opinion

Most people gauge success by station in life and/or power. Real success is not gauged by material things (jobs, cars, money, etc.).

It doesn't matter where you live or what you do that makes you successful.

Real success comes from within. A person who, has true friends standing beside them, cares and gives their best in all they do, treats people the way they want to be treated, and can sleep at night knowing they have done their best are truly very successful.

You see money can't buy love or true friends. Power can't make people like you. You can have all the money and power in the world and still be lonely and You can't be truly successful and lonely at the same time. Your true friends will always be there for you.

True friendships are grown and cultivated over years and years.

Without true friends this world would be a very lonely and sad place.



Crazy Art

Points to Ponder

Arms in the hands of citizens may be used at individual discretion... in private self-defense.
(John Adams)

Words to live by

Points to Ponder

You are the only person that can make you feel happy or sad, mad or glad. you are in charge of your emotions. You decide how you feel. No one esle can decide for you. Decide to be happy for you. Let no one get you down.
(Crazy Art)

Points to Ponder

The man who has no imagination has no wings.
(Mohammad Ali)

Points to Ponder

The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker.
(HELEN KELLER)